Cardiac Calf. A rather odd character, this guy has been in my head for about six years. Now I can't take credit for the term Cardiac Calf. You see I've worked in a hospital for about ten years, in the I.T. department. Well one day our Help Desk put a ticket in for the Cardiac Calf Department. Oh, we got such a kick out of that.
About a week went by and then we had another ticket for the Cardiac Calf Department. At that point I couldn't let it go, so I went home and drew up the Cardiac Calf. In the beginning it was a cow standing upright, clutching its chest because it was having a heart attack. About a year after that I thought of him as being a spokesperson, albeit a morally corrupt one.
And I'm still trying to figure out what calfeterization means.